juilan:

Because a piece of gum told me to

stacksbreadup:

WHY ARE YOU CLOSED?

stacksbreadup:

WHY ARE YOU CLOSED?

(Source: rhymewithrachel, via cyberho)

sofapizza:

not again robert, think of the children

(Source: reddit.com, via perks-of-being-chinese)

suctioning:

suctioning:

Whys it called the Milky Way?
(Not a pun, need real answers)

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thank

(via wigglyweak)

(Source: mo-ndler, via oomshi)

qenitals:

shopping carts in random places make me sad

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there is nothing for you there friend

(via wigglyweak)

enemaroberts:

burger king gonna kill us all

enemaroberts:

burger king gonna kill us all

(Source: dkc2, via perks-of-being-chinese)

starllex:

He looks so genuinely upset

starllex:

He looks so genuinely upset

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via wigglyweak)

baggytrousers27:

thewhitejewel:

baggytrousers27:

physicalalex:

everydaygun:

no-mercy-in-this-dojo:

revengeofthemudbutt:

whiskey-weather:

No.

No.

because physics

respect but no fucking way

i think i broke my collarbone watching this

Definition of parkour is getting from one place to another in the fastest possible route.

Without breaking your legs/spine/skull.

Having your internals still in one piece by the end of it is an optional bonus.

baggytrousers27:

thewhitejewel:

baggytrousers27:

physicalalex:

everydaygun:

no-mercy-in-this-dojo:

revengeofthemudbutt:

whiskey-weather:

No.

No.

because physics

respect but no fucking way

i think i broke my collarbone watching this

Definition of parkour is getting from one place to another in the fastest possible route.

Without breaking your legs/spine/skull.

Having your internals still in one piece by the end of it is an optional bonus.

(Source: jaidefinichon, via onlylolgifs)

jabletown:

why do the teenage mutant ninja turtles wear eye masks? they’re fucking humanoid turtles. who the fuck is going to see them without the eye masks and be like, oh you’re probably some other sentient humanoid turtles not the ones that fight crime.

(via wigglyweak)

(Source: unclefather, via wigglyweak)

milfhouse:

when the clock struck midnight she fled from the ball leaving nothing behind but one magnificent shoe

milfhouse:

when the clock struck midnight she fled from the ball leaving nothing behind but one magnificent shoe

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

robbonp:

wow, thank yo so much Windows for recovering this drawing of chester the cheetah, without it i dont know what i would have fucking done

(via perks-of-being-chinese)